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No one else but me will find this funny but I just have to share because I get about three laughs a week listening to my Father-in-Law across the hall copy down VIN numbers. For those of you who don't know, I work for my Father-in-Law, Jim, at his Insurance company, Thomas Insurance & Real Estate. Being an insurance company, we have to get VIN numbers to complete auto policies. Jim is notorious for using only Animal names when repeating back the VIN numbers to verify the correct letters. We get a big kick out of it here in the office because he usually uses only farm animals and it's pretty humorous. Today I laughed out loud for about 10 minutes after listening to him recall a VIN to a customer. Before today A-Ass was my favorite but he has topped that now. Here is what he said...and for those of you non farmers..nanny is a female goat.

" 1NannyNannyHorseMare125Watermoccacin...."

Watermoccacin? I guess that's a farm animal? The funniest part about this is that Jim doesn't realize he does it. He calls off these farm animals without ever skipping a beat, then he wonders what we're laughing at...we don't tell him. :)

Don't Try this at Home

If you are not a professional hair dresser, do not attempt to trim your husbands hair. Especially if he is obsessed with it. I wish I would've had someone tell me this before I attempted to trim Sean's Hair. I will have to admit that I did cut it shorter than he wanted on purpose because I HATE his hair long. I should've cut all of it off but I'm not brave enough to face the wrath of Sean when it comes to his hair.

In my opinion it looks great. I mean maybe the left side is an inch shorter than the right and maybe the front is longer than the back, and maybe it needs a little shaping, but it looks good. He needs the front cut much shorter because his bangs are longer than the rest of his hair and I think it needs to taper around his face but he wouldn't let me finish my masterpiece because he said I had already cut too much of the length off, and he said I was giving him a girl hair cut. He is very upset with how the hair style turned out and a little bit mad at me. He wouldn't talk to me for like two hours after he made me quit cutting. He wears a hat 24 hours a day anyways so I don't' know why it matters. Sean made me call my good Friend Holly to see if she'd fix it. (Just for the record Holly is a professional hair dresser, she does my hair at That French Salon in Little Rock)

I called Holly and informed her to cut it OFF no matter what Sean said but Sean then reminded me that it wasn't my hair it was his...but I'm the one that has to look at constantly so whatever Sean. I have come to the conclusion that I should've been a hair dresser because I had so much fun cutting Sean's Hair! I'm pretty sure I'm a natural...although Sean would beg to differ..

I would've posted a picture of my masterpiece but Sean wouldn't let me...