It's Friday People!

Well It's Friday.  Five Question Friday!!  It's Follow me Friday also.



Visit Mama M. for more 5QF or for more Follow me Friday visit One2Try!  If you want to Follow Along with me, I'll follow along with you!!

1. Take your pick...date night, girls night out, or night out alone?

Oh I can't just decide right now...it depends on my mood.  If I were to decide tonight I would spend the night alone..napping.  Sinuses play a huge part in that decision. 

Gah I'm in such a bad mood today...

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

Nope, and I'm not even going to try.  I just know I can't.  I'm resisting the urge to try while sitting at my desk at work.  Resisting the Urge.  resisting.  Crap...no still can't do it. 
3. What is your favorite flower and why?
I don't really care to talk about flowers right now.  My sinuses can't handle the word flower.
4. If you could go back in time, what advice would you give yourself?
Spend more time with your family.

5. If you won the lottery, what is the very first thing you would do?
Well It depends on how big of a jack pot I hit.  
Joke:
A man asked his wife, "If I won the lottery and promised to give you half would you give me a divorce?"   She replied, "Of Course!!!!"   He replied,  "Good, give me my divorce because I just won 6 bucks!" 
 
ha..ha..  Ok so maybe it's not a funny joke but I would have to win a huge jack pot to do anything worth talking about.  Like going on vacation....to Tahiti. 
 

Biride and Banjo and I went for a walk around Downtown and then took a walk down to the river to visit the old bridge.  It's shown for a split second in the movie SlingBlade.  It was a spooky bridge but I got some good shots.  OH and you can look at my last blog post to read more about my weird obsession with old bridges...

Above is a railroad bridge right next to the old bridge. 

The old bridge is in the photo below.

The railroad bridge.

Have a great weekend!  I'm off to see my Youngest Sister Graduate High School!!

It's Friday!!!

It's Five Question Friday and Follow me Friday!

1. If you could, would you go back to high school?

Yeah but only if I could go back knowing what I know now and remembering the first time around.  I wouldn't worry so much about silly things..

2. If a genie appeared and granted you two wishes, what would they be? (And, no saying "more wishes".)

-Lots and Lots of Money to buy things to fufill other wishes!  (big house, cure cancer, boat, etc.)

-Good Health

3. What kids show do you secretly like?

I honestly can't think of any Kids show that I've watched since I was younger... I do like kid movies though... My favorite would have to be Meet the Robinsons..it's so cute!

4. What is your beverage of choice?

Coke Zero...but latley I've been on a Milk Kick...what's up with that?? 

5. What is something that you would change about yourself (or are working to change in yourself)?

I want to be able to keep my mouth shut when it comes to "things that annoy me about my husband"  And I'd like to eat healthier. 

What about you??  Link up if you want to play to Mama M's.

Just for Laughs, I got this e-mail of Universal Truths and thought I'd share a few of the funny ones!

• Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
• I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
• There is great need for a sarcasm font.
• Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
• Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
• You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
• "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.
• I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
• I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
• I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
• I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
• The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
•  How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
•  I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
•  As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers.
• Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my behind everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

Can you relate to any of these??  I'm pretty sure I can relate to ALL of them Especially the last one.  Yesterday I looked for my Phone for about a minute before I realized I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND ON IT!!!  Gah I'm loosing it!!!  And let me tell you I can hit my snooze button in .3 seconds with my eyes closed, first time EVERY TIME!!!

Have a great weekend!!!!

Friday 5

Well I'm fresh out of things to blog about and Normally I do a Friday Funny but I just can't find anything funny right now...I'm still half asleep so nothing is Humorous to me right now.  So I'll just do a five question friday. Here are the questions.



1. What was the first car you owned?
When I was 16 My Dad bought me a new Green 2000 Jeep Grand Cherokee.  By the time we traded it in in 2006 it was in horrible shape.  That little jeep went through a whole lot!  From being stuck in the mud to getting hit 100 times by misc. things like room mates and shopping carts to spilled cokes & gum.  It saw over 100,000 miles in those six years!!  It was very "used."  I loved it though! 

The first car I've actually "owned" was the truck Sean and I bought a few months back.  Technically the bank owns it but it's the first truck I've ever bought.

2. What song are you embarrassed to know the lyrics to?
There are a few 
Little Romeo-My Baby "Oh romeo the cutest boy I know-Iknow I know-so let me be your girlfriend?"
Lots of late 90's early 00' rap songs...I'm embarassed I know lyrics to songs that vulgar :)  Some of them are hard to sing when you don't say the cuss words.
Various Barney Songs from my little sisters (barney wasn't around when I was little)
I'm sure there are more but I can't think right now

3. Have you ever had stitches?
Yep when I got my gall bladder removed in December..

4. What was your first job?
I was the life guard for a summer at the Country Club when I was 17..I've never been that tan since. 

5. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character?
Probably the Cookie Monster because I can relate to his obsession.

Have a great friday!

FF & FF

It's Follow me Friday and Friday Funny!

Friday Funny is usually with Kelly over at Keeping up with Kelly & co. but it is on hold this week but I thought I'd do it anyway... I got this email earlier this week.  I thought it was funny...


Ok Now Repeat after me

I will never complain about my job ever again.

I will never complain about my job ever again.

I will never complain about my job ever again.

Holy Crap I will never complain about my job ever again.

Ew.  I will never complain about my job ever ever again.

oh I will NEVER complain about my job ever again.

I will never complain about my job ever again.

(and neither will this guy after he dies)

I will never complain about my job ever again.

I love my job.

Have a great weekend!!

Friday FUnny

Well Happy Friday Everyone!  I would first like to say thanks for listening (reading)  about my pity party yesterday.  Thanks for all of your encouraging words, they really made me feel better!  I honestly didn't mean to depress everyone, I just needed an outlet.  On to happier things...

It's Friday, which means Kelly's Friday Funny and Follow me Friday!  I hope this starts your day with a little laugh!

 Follow Me friday's is just a blog hop to find new blogs to read!  Follow along with me if you'd like or just leave a comment!  I love to meet new people!

Whoa Blogger

How many Bloggy Games can you fit into one post?? Apparently 4 is my max.. 

I'm going to "jump off a cliff" with everyone else and Join in on Follow me Fridays!  They asked us to post their sponsers ad so I did, it's for Tooth Soap, which cracked me up because I've never heard toothpaste called tooth soap.. Though I do call my fashwash my face soap. ...

So I will be bloghopping on both of the Follow me Friday links and if you'd like to follow me, I'll follow you! 

On to game #2  5 Questions Friday, over at Mamma M's

1. How much time do you spend on the computer a day?

I work on a computer so from 8-5 and then in the evenings probably 2 hours between playing on my blog and editing Photos... so more hours are spent on the computer than off....wow I dont' want to admit that but it's true!  So...what did people do before computers?!

2. Will you pay for your children's college or raise them to pay for their own way?

Well, I don't have any children so I'm not even going to pretend to answer that question.  That's at least 20 + years in the future for me and I'll cross that bridge when I get there...If the Chocolate Children decide to go to college then I'm pretty sure they'll pay their own way. 

3. Have you ever been in a car accident?

Thankfully I've never been in a bad car accident but I did rear end some guy without a bumper on his truck and put a dink in my bumper and like totalled his s-10... Driving without a Bumper should be illegal.  I also had some chick run into me during rush hour traffic, causing me to be late to a concert.  And I was in the vehicle last year on my birthday when Sean backed into my Tahoe... loser.

4. What is your favorite book?

I loved the Twilight books, but I'm pretty sure I could read Water for Elephants and Pride and Prejudice 100 times over and over again.

5. Do you make your bed everyday?
Yes, and I just bought some ocean front property in Arizona. 

And now for Friday Funny at Kelly's.   I got these in an e-mail this morning and almost peed my pants. 

Have a wonderful Friday everyone!!!!