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Friday, January 22, 2010

Don't fish in the Bidet

Kelly at Keeping up with Kelly & Company is hosting a Friday Funny.  Just link up and show us different things that made you laugh this week!


 I found these at llpoints.com pretty funny sight.  I can't help but giggle outloud at all of these and I love to giggle.  hehe


Notice the Grafitti under the sign...



They really should have looked into adding a space between the Kids and Exchange... Or maybe they really do Kid's Sex Changes there??



I wonder if they thought the name of this bait shop through or if it's owned by two teenagers??



Am I missing something here?  Does a hoolahoop do something else I'm not aware of??  If so..let me know. 


I bet George Brownridge was pretty popular with the guys for at least one day.



How to use a Bidet.  Do not stand in front of, puke in, hover over, fish out of, or squat like a dog in bidet.  Thanks. 


I think My husband is "Dear John"

Have a great weekend!! 


Friday 5

It's finally Friday!  This has been THE longest week ever!  I thought I'd participate in 5 questions Friday since I had nothing else to post about!  Go visit Mamma M and link up! 

My Little Life

1. What is better, growing old with out money or dying young and wealthy?
I think that it really depends on if your happy. If you grow old with out money and are miserable then who wants to live like that? But, if you grow old with out money and are happy then that's the way I want to go. Growing old makes me think of spending time with family, seeing your kids grow up and your grandkids grow up. I'd personally never want to die young but I guess it wouldn't be so bad if you lived your life to the fullest. But I'd want to die old poor and happy.

2. Who takes out the garbage at your house?
Well this has been a constant struggle at my house. We use the garbage bins at the farm to throw away our trash, rather than pay monthly for the trash service, the garbage bin at the farm is a quarter mile down the road so It has to be taken in the Back of Sean's truck. So Sean takes out the trash when he's home after I tell him so many times I turn blue in the face.  I've Bitched blogged about it before. 

When he's not home I usually let it pile up outside on the porch until I have a good load, then I go borrow my FIL's truck and dump the trash, it's all very much a hassle, which is why I let it pile. Sean suggested I put the trash on top of my Tahoe and drive slowly down the road to the trash bins but um..no thanks, That's embarrassing....Wow I've talked an awful lot about trash.

3. Have you ever had the same dream many times?
Oh my gosh yes!!  I had the same nightmare every night when I was little.  It was so weird,  I still have it every once in awhile, but I haven't had it in a few years now.  Each time in the dream I'm a little girl about 5 and me and my Mom drive up a concrete drive way to a small house on a hill.  We are in an old oldsmobile car like she drove when I was little.  My mom knocks on the door and two men dressed in black like Ninjas snatch her and pull her inside.  I see all of this like I'm up above looking down and there is no sound or words the entire dream...and then suddenly the car starts to roll backwards down the hill into the traffic and I can see myself as a 5 year old in the back glass looking out and then I usually wake up.  It's scary. 

4. Can you play a musical instrument?
I play a mean kazoo and I'm pretty good at the recorder.  I took like 5 years of piano lessons that toally didn't pay off.  I can only play like two songs, One of them being chop sticks.  My Piano Teacher (May she rest in peace)  Had lots of cats and her house always smelled like them...so needless to say I didn't like piano lessons.  She had one cat that had three legs, no tail, and a button for one eye...yes she had them sew a button onto the cat when he lost an eye...ironically his name was Lucky. 

5. If you owned your own store, what would you sell?
Ok if this is something I could sell that would magically make a profit no matter what I'd want to sell antiques and art and huge wall photos and home decor.  But there are so many stores like that in the area that it would totally not work here. 


So now that you know every boring aspect of my life...Have a Great Friday!

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