Is it just in my life...or do ALL men have trouble taking out the trash?? See, I'm a girl and I don't like to get dirty. I will if I have too but I just don't like it. Trash=Dirty. Boys=Dirty therefore Boys=Trash...right? Take out the trash!!
I clean your dirty laundry with Cow Crap on your pants and half the arena's dirt in your pockets. I wash your dirty dishes and clean your house ( most days ). JUST TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!
I understand that I don't cook but once or twice a week and you are forced to microwave your food and I understand that I let Birdie sleep in between us at night and you pretend to not like it but, it's your only job inside the house. Please, I beg you, It's smelly...please please please TAKE OUT THE TRASH, please :)
Ok now,I'm finished bickering. I just had to gripe to someone else because I'm sick
of telling my husband to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!
I clean your dirty laundry with Cow Crap on your pants and half the arena's dirt in your pockets. I wash your dirty dishes and clean your house ( most days ). JUST TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!
I understand that I don't cook but once or twice a week and you are forced to microwave your food and I understand that I let Birdie sleep in between us at night and you pretend to not like it but, it's your only job inside the house. Please, I beg you, It's smelly...please please please TAKE OUT THE TRASH, please :)
**Let me just state for the record that we do not have a weekly trash pick up. We do not have a trash bin. We have a Dumpster at the Barn that is picked up every few weeks. It's at the In Laws 1/2 a min drive from our house. I have a Tahoe. I can't put trash in that, and I refuse to drive down the road with trash bags full of crap on top of my Tahoe like I'm going on Vacation with Trash for luggage. Otherwise...I would gladly take it out. **
Ok now,I'm finished bickering. I just had to gripe to someone else because I'm sick
of telling my husband to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!
Thanks,
PS. Birdie is 6 months old today!! She's getting so Big. I'm hoping her head will catch up with her body because right now she has a huge body, short legs and a tiny head with Huge ears! She's still cute though. She can Sit, Stay, Come, Fetch and she Puked in the hallway last night :( Let's hope that's not a trick she repeats anytime soon. Happy 1/2 Birthday Pretty Bird!
Why does Banjo always lick his lips when I take a picture??
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Thanks for stopping by my blog the other day! This post just cracked me up! Sorry to laugh... but if I wrote the same thing you would be laughing at me too haha... because I think we have all been there! Thankfully I have been able to convince my husband that the one job around the house that is HIS and will never be mine is taking out the trash and he does it without complaining. Hopefully your husbands time of realization that trash is the man's job will come soon! :)
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