Who?

My husband has a mistress.


Yeah, I know it sucks. He's with her all the time, dreams about her, loves her, and I'm a little afraid he'd pick her over me. She gives him money sometimes, which in turn he gives to me. Those are the only times I like her. I know he loves me but she's so exciting and fun. He gives her that rush of adrenaline that I just can't give him.

Most of his friends are in love with her too...infact she's mistresses to a lot of them too. I'll never understand his love for her. I'll never understand why she's so irresistible and charming. I've seen her a few times, I guess I can see the appeal. She somehow holds a spell on my husband that I just can't break.

Sometimes, she really makes my husband feel like crap. That's when I hate her the most. She can be a witch like that sometimes and just take his money and throw it away and give nothing back. She makes me sick at my stomach some nights, yet Sean still loves her. And I don't think he'll ever quit seeing her for doing him wrong.

I'm extremely jealous of her. I wish he'd give me the time that he gives her. All of my hard earned money goes to her, which hopefully someday she'll pay us back. The bad thing is, I can't hate her like I want to. I can't punch her in the face or cuss her out for stealing my husband. I wish I could....

It would be much easier if his mistress was another woman... I could compete against that...but it's not..

 I'm competing with The Rodeo, and she's hard to beat.


 
 
 
 
 
 
* Disclaimer The "She" my husband is having an affair with in this post is "The Rodeo" incase you missed that one... 

Grammy Weirdos

So Last night We watched the Grammys and I was very entertained to say the least. What is wrong with some of these famous people? Ok I must mention Lady GaGa's outfits. That girl is crazy. She and Elton had a great performance together but man she is just weird. I wonder how many people she accidently pierced with that weird crystal like thing she was holding?   Her second outfit change looked like she could've been the sail on a boat...

I thought Pink's performance was awesome. I wish my body looked like hers!! I was totally impressed that she and Lady GaGa both sang live and sounded great despite all the activity they were doing..Fergie on the other hand sounded terrible. Oh..and how did Pink not throw up from spinning around so much?!   Oh and her dress..had 3 million dollars worth of jewels on it!!  Holy Crap I'd be scared to wear it!

Just curious but is Ke$ha a major drug addict? She sure acts like it. On The tonight show a few weeks ago I swore she was on crack and last night I'm pretty sure she high on some type of downer...or just really really drunk. I loved the sexy look she kept trying to give the camera..it didn't quite work because she looked like a giant next to that little kid she was presenting with.

Beyonce was awesome..though I kept waiting for Alannis Morssette to come out when Beyonce started singing You Outta Know.  And Taylor Swift...oh girl you are sweet but I'm really tired of listening to your songs about your high school love life and I don't really think you deserved album of the year over the people you were nominated with...but whatever, Enjoy it while you can.  You're 20 now, I guess we're about to start hearing songs about your college love life now?? She did look pretty in that blue colored dress but did anyone else notice that the dress totally highlighed that she has no boobs??

And now for a few of the photos of some of the worst dressed that really should've just stayed at home. 

Britney Spears...God Love her...she'll never be popular again.  Does she have a mirror?

This weekend I went to Ft. Worth with Sean and forgot to record Miss America..but mom did so I'll see it this weekend.  I love to critique beautiful women who can't hear me :) It makes me feel better about myself ha!