Yeah, I know it sucks. He's with her all the time, dreams about her, loves her, and I'm a little afraid he'd pick her over me. She gives him money sometimes, which in turn he gives to me. Those are the only times I like her. I know he loves me but she's so exciting and fun. He gives her that rush of adrenaline that I just can't give him.
Most of his friends are in love with her too...infact she's mistresses to a lot of them too. I'll never understand his love for her. I'll never understand why she's so irresistible and charming. I've seen her a few times, I guess I can see the appeal. She somehow holds a spell on my husband that I just can't break.
Sometimes, she really makes my husband feel like crap. That's when I hate her the most. She can be a witch like that sometimes and just take his money and throw it away and give nothing back. She makes me sick at my stomach some nights, yet Sean still loves her. And I don't think he'll ever quit seeing her for doing him wrong.
I'm extremely jealous of her. I wish he'd give me the time that he gives her. All of my hard earned money goes to her, which hopefully someday she'll pay us back. The bad thing is, I can't hate her like I want to. I can't punch her in the face or cuss her out for stealing my husband. I wish I could....
It would be much easier if his mistress was another woman... I could compete against that...but it's not..
I'm competing with The Rodeo, and she's hard to beat.
* Disclaimer The "She" my husband is having an affair with in this post is "The Rodeo" incase you missed that one...
9 comments:
I think the funniest part of this whole post is your "disclaimer" !
This also reminds me of a Garth Brooks song.
My husband's mistress was Brett Favre. Thank goodness the season is over and I can finally have my husband back...
Jamie
Cute! I'm pretty sure everyone's husband has a mistress of somesort..if it's not fishing it's baseball, if not baseball then camping, then deer hunting, then football, then duck hunting and, THEN, it all starts over! Ha!
my hubby's has become the gym and his triathlon training... Its insanity, sometimes he's there twice a day... I mean, I do good to get my but there once, let alone go back for more!
Oh no, now I'm going to have Garth Brooks stuck in my head all day! hahaha
Good ol' Garth!
My husband has several mistresses. Feb-Fall - Nascar
Summer months - golf
All year round - all forms of auto racing....
You see, but those things don't keep them warm at night, we do!!
This reminds me of the Garth Brooks song. My hubby has a mistress at this time of year too....ice fishing!!
my hubs mistress is fishing.....but thank goodness his days off fall through the week and I don't have to see her much...at least you do get some money from yours...all I get is stinky fish to clean!
Cute post. My husband's mistress use to be football in our college days, now its basketball with the guys. He also has a big one "Jesus Christ", but I guess that makes two of us.
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