Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week

I did Not Plan a big night of fun on the town with my Best Friend from back home. We did Not go eat Mexican food early in the evening and we did not get serenaded by a Mariachi Band who did not shake their booties in our face. We did Not enjoy their splendid Margaritas. We did not go home to change to go out on the town and fall asleep watching TV accidentally instead.


I did not stay at the Benefit for Rance Saturday and work and then miss out on the band and drinks because I fell asleep accidentally when going home to take a shower at 7 pm.


I did not allow my Chocolate Children to stay inside all night with me Saturday Night after I woke up at 9pm and feed them blueberries because oddly enough they LOVE blueberries. They did not both curl up in bed with me and Banjo did not snore.

I did not wake up later than usual Sunday morning to let the dogs out and Birdie did not pee pee while walking down the hall and it did not make a 15 foot trail of pee for me to clean up. She did not look at me with the saddest eyes ever and I did NOT melt and she did get away without a spanking.

We did NOT drive all the way to the lake Sunday and get the boat in the water and then watch a storm blow in 30 minutes later. We did not then pack up and leave after only being there for 45 minutes and we did not drive home where I did NOT fall asleep at 6:30 pm.

I did Not sleep way to much all weekend long because I do Not have the worst sinus infection ever.

I am not posting this three days late because I'm a procrastinator. Nope, not me!