Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Well it's Monday again. It just seems like this summer is Flying by. I just did a "not me Monday" post like two posts ago because I'm a procrastinator. I wrote it on Monday I just forgot to post it. :) I had Friday off so I had a long weekend. Here's a recap of all the things I didn't do last week.

I did NOT miss aerobics all three days last week! Once Due to a softball game, once due to Sean's birthday, and once due to oversleeping. :) I did NOT eat all you can eat crab legs drenched in butter, shrimp drenched in butter, and a baked potato drenched in butter at the Whistle Stop Cafe, which did Not effect the Diet I'm on. Surprisingly I haven't lost any weight?

I did not ride all the way with Sean to Springdale Tuesday for a rodeo that was supposed to have us home by 11 only to return home at 4 and wake up and go to work the next morning! I did not go to work without washing my hair and taking a shower. ew. because that would be gross.

I did Not invite my hairstylist friend Holly over to cut and color my hair and cut Sean's hair. Because I'm too cheap to drive to her hair salon and pay full price :) We did not have a hair party and she did not do three other people's hair in house.

I did Not go to the lake Saturday only to have to be taken care of the whole day because I finally caught the stomach flu that Sean had last week. I did not throw up in front of everyone, and I did not lay in the back of the boat under the canopy all day long. I'm hypoglycemic so I did not feel like crap all night Saturday and all day Sunday due to the lack of food in my body.

Sean did NOT wake me up at 3 am on Saturday Night because woke up when he heard Banjo fart. He did not punch me while giggling.."Did you just hear Banjo Fart?!!!" I did not hear him fart because I WAS ASLEEP but I did smell it soon after. I did then got up and took the dogs outside, because that is gross.

I also did NOT scream like a baby last night and cling for dear life the the head board of the bed when Sean tried to drag me into the bathroom to pour Hydrogen Peroxide in my ears, which still have fluid in them after one round of antibiotics. I did not have to be held down while he poured it into my ears and I did not get embarrassed when it didn't hurt and I did NOT hide from Sean the fact that it actually helped.

I did not drag myself out of bed this morning and go to work and I have not though about turning my chair around to face the wall and sleep.