Blue Eggs and Ham

What's with me not posting any pictures in a month??  I don't know, I've been too busy and lazy to do things like walk outside and push my finger down on a button and take a photo.  Maybe I'll be some energy and snap some photos this week...

This weekend was BEAUTIFUL and i should've taken tons of photos but I was too busy getting ready for a MaryKay party and shooting skeet...(target practice with shotguns and clay discs)  yeah i'm redneck.  I'm pretty sure I jerked my shoulder out of socket too..

Anyway I was getting ready to go to a Mary Kay Party and I got a craving for an omelet.  This omelet turned out to be the longest most difficult omelet I've ever made, and I'll tell ya why.  Try #1 resulted in me cooking spoiled bacon that stunk up the kitchen and produced green bacon...ew.  Try #2 was off to an awesome start with fresh bacon.  Man it smelled so good!  I was just about to fold the omelet together when Sean walked into the kitchen and started to pull spices out of the spice cabinent and act like he was putting random spices in the omlette to aggravate me which, I'll admit was kind of cute because he was totally flirting.  Then he did something that royally pissed me off.  He grabbed blue food coloring and sprinkled about 15 drops of blue food coloring onto my perfect omelet.  I gave him a look that could only be read as 'I'm going to kill you' and he gave me a look that could only be read as 'oh Shit!' 

Now, you may be thinking, "Big deal, food coloring doesn't taste."  But, let me just let you know that 15 drops of food coloring on a tiny omelet may or may not create a huge mess, a blue mouth, blue teeth, and blue tongue.  I had to go to a Mary Kay party in one hour and was so afraid of going and doing the Beauty Class with a blue mouth...I'm sure I would've sold tons of makeup then...I wasn't going to risk eating it.

So Omelet try #3 finally resulted in an awesome omlette, full of bacon and cheese and onions and tomatoes and Sean kicked out of the kitchen for the remainder of my omelet cooking session. 



ps.  I saved the blue omelet and ate it the next day, and it turns out I do like blue eggs and ham, and it doesn't turn your mouth blue :)