Who?

My husband has a mistress.


Yeah, I know it sucks. He's with her all the time, dreams about her, loves her, and I'm a little afraid he'd pick her over me. She gives him money sometimes, which in turn he gives to me. Those are the only times I like her. I know he loves me but she's so exciting and fun. He gives her that rush of adrenaline that I just can't give him.

Most of his friends are in love with her too...infact she's mistresses to a lot of them too. I'll never understand his love for her. I'll never understand why she's so irresistible and charming. I've seen her a few times, I guess I can see the appeal. She somehow holds a spell on my husband that I just can't break.

Sometimes, she really makes my husband feel like crap. That's when I hate her the most. She can be a witch like that sometimes and just take his money and throw it away and give nothing back. She makes me sick at my stomach some nights, yet Sean still loves her. And I don't think he'll ever quit seeing her for doing him wrong.

I'm extremely jealous of her. I wish he'd give me the time that he gives her. All of my hard earned money goes to her, which hopefully someday she'll pay us back. The bad thing is, I can't hate her like I want to. I can't punch her in the face or cuss her out for stealing my husband. I wish I could....

It would be much easier if his mistress was another woman... I could compete against that...but it's not..

 I'm competing with The Rodeo, and she's hard to beat.


 
 
 
 
 
 
* Disclaimer The "She" my husband is having an affair with in this post is "The Rodeo" incase you missed that one... 

Grammy Weirdos

So Last night We watched the Grammys and I was very entertained to say the least. What is wrong with some of these famous people? Ok I must mention Lady GaGa's outfits. That girl is crazy. She and Elton had a great performance together but man she is just weird. I wonder how many people she accidently pierced with that weird crystal like thing she was holding?   Her second outfit change looked like she could've been the sail on a boat...

I thought Pink's performance was awesome. I wish my body looked like hers!! I was totally impressed that she and Lady GaGa both sang live and sounded great despite all the activity they were doing..Fergie on the other hand sounded terrible. Oh..and how did Pink not throw up from spinning around so much?!   Oh and her dress..had 3 million dollars worth of jewels on it!!  Holy Crap I'd be scared to wear it!

Just curious but is Ke$ha a major drug addict? She sure acts like it. On The tonight show a few weeks ago I swore she was on crack and last night I'm pretty sure she high on some type of downer...or just really really drunk. I loved the sexy look she kept trying to give the camera..it didn't quite work because she looked like a giant next to that little kid she was presenting with.

Beyonce was awesome..though I kept waiting for Alannis Morssette to come out when Beyonce started singing You Outta Know.  And Taylor Swift...oh girl you are sweet but I'm really tired of listening to your songs about your high school love life and I don't really think you deserved album of the year over the people you were nominated with...but whatever, Enjoy it while you can.  You're 20 now, I guess we're about to start hearing songs about your college love life now?? She did look pretty in that blue colored dress but did anyone else notice that the dress totally highlighed that she has no boobs??

And now for a few of the photos of some of the worst dressed that really should've just stayed at home. 

Britney Spears...God Love her...she'll never be popular again.  Does she have a mirror?

This weekend I went to Ft. Worth with Sean and forgot to record Miss America..but mom did so I'll see it this weekend.  I love to critique beautiful women who can't hear me :) It makes me feel better about myself ha!

Frozen Friday

Ok I'm totally eating my words...the weather is Horrible now! The roads are covered in ice and since we don't have snow tires and snow plows, traveling is pretty much out of the question. So no gym for me tonight, I also had a list of errands to run tomorrow and it looks like I won't be doing those either. This sucks...it's so cold and everything is frozen solid!! I'd much rather have snow than ice.. hopefully we'll keep our electricity! Hope everyone is having a warm and safe weekend!!

I've had a boring day and thought I'd post a few of the funny things I found for Funny Friday over at Keeping up with kelly  Co.

 

Wow, there are some weird people out there...Happy Friday!

Celiac & Weather

Man I've been a blog slacker lately. I've been really busy at work, which is good for me but bad for my blog and I didn't have a home computer until My mailman brought me my charger yesterday!! Now I can blog a little more often.


I've felt really run down the past couple of days and I was blaming it on me just being stressed out but yesterday My stomach started bothering me which led me to blame celiac disease. I know I've explained this before but you're about to hear it again.

Celiac Disease is something that I have that keeps my body from being able to break down the proteins that make up Wheat Gluten. Those proteins get stuck in the villi inside my intestines, which are the little hair like objects that absorb nutrience and vitamins. Once those villi get clogged, they are no longer able to absorb the good stuff I need, and I start feeling really run down and sick. It usually takes about 2 to 7 days after I ingest gluten for my stomach to start hurting depending on how much wheat gluten I ingest. I didn't ingest much this time so It wasn't too bad of an episode.

Anyway so in a few days I should be back to normal and until then I'll just have to deal with feeling rundown and headaches/bellyaches. At least I know what it was though...The delicious protein shakes I've been eating for dinner at the gym. I talked to the guy that makes them and apparently the Meal replacer is what has wheat in it, and he only puts like a table spoon in the shake so he said he could put extra whey in the shake instead of meal replacer and it would work just as well so I'll still get to enjoy those delicious German Chocolate Shakes!!

Today We're experience icy-rain and everyone is freaking out about it.  And when I say freaking out about it I mean that all the grocery stores are all out of milk and bread and the school and half of the businesses are shut down.  We don't get much snow in Arkansas, only ice.  We've had some pretty bad experiences with ice storms so everyone gets pretty excited when there is a chance of ice.  It's not bad on the roads at all right now but It's supposed to get worse so I guess I'm just outta luck on the milk and bread if we get iced in because I'm all out and I wasn't one of the ones who ran to the grocery store at the first sign of ice.

I thought I'd post some photos of the "horrible" weather we're having here.

The monstrous Icecicles on my roof.

This is the Court house across the street from my work.  The flags are frozen!

Seriously it's only like 33 degrees outside but it's raining and freezing to all the trees and fences and I don't understand the panic!

That's a piece of string that used to have a tag on it.  It's on my oudoor table and I'm too lazy to cut it off...made a pretty photo though..glad I didn't cut it :)

This fence row doesn't have as much ice on it as it did this morning because Birdie got her head stuck in it trying to get her ball that rolled under the fence and she wiggled so much all of the ice fell off.  She was rescued by her momma and is fine, embarrassed but fine.

I Seriously hope the trees don't get too much more ice because I have 5 HUGE oak trees in my front yard and I REALLY don't want to pick up sticks all spring.

Ok what a boring post...Sorry!  If you're experiencing bad weather for real be careful out there!!!