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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Wordful Wednesday



It's Wordful Wednesday again!! Check out 7 Clown Circus for more Wordful Wednesdays!

 This is Birdie, birdie LOVES balls.  I threw a rubber ball I got her for halloween out into the yard for her to fetch and she brought me back a softball...?   I don't know where the softball came from but it's her favorite toy now.  She's so funny!  Banjo doesn't get this excited about his toys but Birdie is Hilarious!! 

















Merry Christmas from the Family



I just wanted to share one of My Favorite Christmas Songs with you.  It cracks me up because everyone knows a family like this especially if you live in a small town.  Rednecks are everywhere :)   This song is right up there with National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation on my list of  Favorite holiday things  ha!

My two favorite Christmas songs are actually, White Christmas and Angels We Have Heard on High, but there's just nothing like humor to get you in the Christmas spirit!!


Merry Christmas from the Family by: Robert Earl Keen

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party

We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him until he sang
Felis Navidad, Felis Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kay
Who talks all about AA
Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
The First Noel

Carve the Turkey
Turn the ball game on
It's margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
We need some ice and an extension chord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
A box of Pampers, Marlboro Lights
Halelluja everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited out on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night, Silent Night, Oh Holy Night

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
It's Bloody Mary's
Cause We All Want One!
Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
A box of Midols, some Salem Lights
Halelluja, everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the Family

Felis Navidad!





Monday, December 14, 2009

I heart Faces

This week at I heart Faces it's Animals Only week!  I thought I'd post a picture of My Dog Banjo.  He's Big lovable Teddy Bear.  You can read more about my Dog Banjo and his sister Birdie Here!!
For more Animal Photos Go Visit I heart Faces!!



Mans Best Friend

I've just got to figure out what it is about Sean that these dogs just absolutely adore!  I mean he's just so hateful to them if they don't behave correctly but yet wherever he is, there they are.



I guess it's all about respect. That's probably why they don't listen to me...I spoil them too much and they don't respect me. Yeah I know they aren't humans.




He pretends not to be totally in love with our dogs. He pretends to be tough and mean. But yet when he thinks no one is looking (or taking photos with their zoom lens) He loves on them like they are his children.



I know I'm half crazy because I treat my dogs like Humans, but their Mine and Sean's Best friends and they are part of our family!!

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