Urban Vocab

I'm a Horrible Speller, and I mean horrible. Is it sad that when I'm writing things on paper my mind automatically thinks spell check? That's how little I write on paper. In fact, does paper writing still exist??
If you ever see misspelled words on my blog It's because the ABC check didn't catch it and I thought that's how the word was spelled. So anyway if you notice that when you post a comment on someone elses blog you cannot spell check it. (or if you can I haven't figured it out yet, please let me know how) Normally, I just type in dictionary.com and look the word up I need to spell, today for some reason I absentmindedly typed in dictionary.com into google instead. Up popped a neat little website that kept me rolling for at least an hour. I'm pretty sure I've seen this website before but It was lost to my memory until today. Urbandictionary.com (Warning: if you visit the site please be warned there are some x rated words defined..browse carefully)

I found this word and It totally describes me. I've never been asked to name one word that describes me but if I was asked, this is what it would be..

chronoptimist: A person who always under estimates the time necessary to do something or get somewhere. ex. "Hey, Cindy. you know my parents are expecting us in 20 minutes." "No problem. I just have to wash the dishes, take a shower, do my hair, walk the dog and then I'm all good to go. See you in 15." "You are such a chronoptimist! I'll see you in 45."

Here are some other fun word definitions you might like:

Cell Phone : In the olden days, movie theatres used to have orchestras to accompany the film. Today, they have cell phones, a portable communication device sent from Hell. It is fine if used in moderation, but it almost never is. ex. "Marsha, I don't know what I'd do without you. But I'm afraid I must reveal that the secret killer of our lovers is…" **Brii-i-i-i-i-i-iiiiii-i-i-iii-ii-ng!** "Hello? Hi! Yeah. What's up? Uh-huh. Me too. Eh, nothing much. In the middle of a movie. What? No, I didn't yet. Wait…hold on. People are being rude and throwing things at me."


Or maybe this one..

Edward Cullen : every boyfriend's nightmare
ex. Girlfriend: You know, Edward Cullen would never do that
Boyfriend: ?!

This made me laugh:

blogger street cred : Short for "web logger street credibility" 1. The amount of respect you have gained from other members of your blogging community ex: "I wonder if I have blogger street cred?"

And last but not Least:

granny panties :A pair of underwear which are usually A) larger than the woman who wears them. B) Very stretchy and elastic. C) The best pair of undies you'll ever wear. Most people frown upon them because, as we all know, the smaller your undies are, the cooler you are. But in terms of comfort and practicality they beat thongs by a mile or more. ex: What Jenna was wearing when the wind blew her skirt over her head.

Hahaha have a fun Thursday Evening!!