It's ground hog day maybe that's why if feels so long? Have I lived this day already??
So yesterday I learned that most of my blog friends are in the same boat as me when it comes to promiscuous husbands.
Some of the many mistresses out there included:
Basketball -1
Brett Farve/Football-3
Fishing-3
Baseball-1
Camping-1
Dear/Duck Hunting-2
Gym-1
Nascar-1
Golf-1
Jesus Christ-1
So although Jesus should be all of our mistresses all of the time...the number one answer of the day was split by Football and Fishing...which ironically will be exactly what I will be doing this weekend! My Friend Allison invited me to her house this weekend to fish, followed by a fun get together for the super bowl...that is extremely ironic...
On an extremely different note: My sister freaked out yesterday because she thought she saw the Chocolate Children running down the interstate on her way home...50 miles away from my house. Both of my dogs are a little too lazy to run 50 miles in a few hours... But in her defense she said one was a big dog like Banjo and one was little like Birdie and they even had on camo collars.
She called my mother and tried to stop to load the dogs up in her 09 Nissan Maxima..(yeah right) and realized they weren't my dogs. She texted me this morning to let me know she had called the highway patrol to pick up the dogs but it was too late and on her way back to school this morning there was one of the unfortunate creatures on the road.
So I'd like to say to the Highway Department....Do your job!!!! I can't imagine what those owners are going through right now.
Oh and the Ground Hog saw his shadow today which means it will be six more weeks of winter... PETA saw the groundhog and has decided he needs to be robotic because Phil just wasn't meant for a pampered life in a library. Groundhogs were meant to live in the wild and fight with golf club managers and other predators for their lives.
Have a wonderful Tuesday.
6 comments:
fishing & football, all in the same weekend....Oh dear lord......you are really going to need to partake in my lovely green bikini glasses... I will put them in the mail to ya tomorrow :O)
We are watching Superbowl here too, yeh I love it....
Fishing and football, sounds like our house.
Glad your chocolate babies are okay.
So glad to hear your babies are okay too!
My husband's mistress lives with us. She is beautiful, has golden blonde hair and dark brown eyes, and goes by the name Honey. Sometimes I think she gets way more attention than I do. But maybe that is because she demands more than me. :)
You crack me up! I just read your mistress post too and my Hubs is right there with Sean. Rodeo/Ropin. We will always be 2nd to that I think...gotta love them for being so passionate about something, even if it is hard on us sometimes. Have fun watching football and fishing!
Hahaha! I love it! "Punk" sawrawney Phil is going to get run over if I see him in my neck of the woods. I'm ready for Spring damn it!
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