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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Moped Night

Well I'm one step closer to getting a computer back yay!  I took Sean's computer to best buy and got them to help me out.  Now all I have to do is go to Verizon and get them to help me download software to be able to get online through my blackberry.  It's all really confusing to me...

So since I can't post photos, I wanted to tell you about the night I had....

So there is this older gentleman that lives somewhere around the area that has to drive by my house quite often.  I'm sure there are many people that have to drive by my house on a daily basis, but I never notice them like I notice this older gentleman.  You see,  this man rides a moped.  And not just any old moped, but the loudest moped on the face of the earth.  It sounds like a fourwheeler without a muffler, but worse. 

This gentleman is a little overweight, so that may be another reason why the moped is so loud, because ya know, it has to work extra hard.  He also has a beard and wears a really cool moped riding hat.  He kind of reminds me of a redneck Santa Claus...except with a moped.   I saw him at the gas station one night with a lady friend on the back.  The moped was really really loud that night. 

Well last night I was jerked out of the Best dream ever, though I can't remember what it was, I just remember it being wonderful. I could hear the moped coming down the road. He must have had a couple of lady friends on the back because it was so loud it jerked me out of a deep sleep.   The chocolate children got really excited because they must have thought it was a four-wheeler, and no matter what is going on in the world, if they hear a fourwheeler they take off.  I don't know know what their obsession is with four-wheelers. I guess they are fun to chase or something, which is weird because both dogs have been ran over accidently by the fourwheelers which would make you think they would hate them.  Neither of them were hurt seriously, just embarassed...SO maybe they chase them because they hate them...anyway I digress..

So the dogs jumped off the bed and ran around to every door in the house barking as loud as possible wanting outside to chase after the moped man.  I looked at the clock and it was 4am!!  4AM on a Monday Night!!! It's below Freezing!!! What is Moped man doing out at this hour??? 

 The dogs couldn't settle down after the moped man passed because the dogs across the street were barking, so Banjo started barking at them.  Then Birdie joined in and started barking at Banjo, and in my "just jerked out of sleep by moped man- bad mood" I yelled at the dogs, gave them both spankings and went back to bed.  Notice I didn't say "went back to sleep"  because I just couldn't sleep after that.  I tossed and turned all the rest of the morning, wondering what in the world moped man was doing out at that hour.  I guess I'll never know.

5 comments:

Kelly said...

Okay, no way. That is too funny! Hahaha! Sounds like something that would keep me from falling back to sleep too. Maybe he has an early morning job that he has to leave really early from home for? I worked with a maintenance guy at a golf course who had too many drunk driving incidents, so he was allowed to only ride a bicycle. He had to leave his house at like 5am to get to work by 7! Ha! He deserved it! Anyways, good luck with hunting down the reason why he's out at 4am :-) Happy AI Tuesday!

Trish said...

Chevy must have heard him last night too!!!! He was up barking about the same time...tehehehe!!!

Can't wait to watch the Top 24 tonight on Idol....yeehaw!!!!!!

There's No Place Like Memphis Mama said...

Hahahaha Jenna I swear you just can't make up good stories like that hahahaa!!!

Respectfully Yours said...

Moped Man....let Jenna sleep. LOL This story was too funny. Even I want to know what the heck he was doing out at that time of night. If you find out, let us know.

Molly said...

You HAVE to get a picture of Moped Man, so we can see him. I have a visual image of Moped Man and it's making me laugh. I'm sure I'll laugh harder if I really saw him.

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